Kermond's Hamburgers - Warrnambool

I have found some kindred Aussie spirits amidst the interweb that are on a similar quest to ours, burger club DC that is! These Aussie burger lovers have suggested Kermonds burgers in Warnambool as among the cream of the crop. As it just so turns out, I found this recommendation minutes before heading out along the great ocean road with a few free wheelin' ladies.

Warnambool wasn't a huge place, but quite a bit bigger than most towns along this Great Ocean Road. It wasn't out of the way and actually quite a perfect location to grab a bite before heading back to Melbourne. lucky us. We stopped first to watch for whales, at Logan's nursery as we had read of a sighting the day before. Lo and behold, we saw a whale in the distance and stood mesmerized in delight as the tail seemed to splash hello! again, lucky us.

We may have stopped a bit early in the day for a lunch affair, but hey the kermonds boys didn't seem to flinch when I asked if we could order burgers at 10:30am. good on him. I was reminded of my days at the Patti Shack (aka Dairy Burger, aka Dairy Queen) when the young ones were allowed to run the shop alone. Mischief you say? Danger? naaahh, all just good fun and hard work.

The burger came out with perfect meat to bun ratio. No fancy condiments (thankfully pineapple and beetroot upon request - not a standard), perfectly melted cheese and tasty hot chips. One of my free wheelin companion's sister lives in said Warnambool and had downplayed Kermonds. We were quite excited to let her know that her poo pooing days should end. Kermonds was a hit. Perfect way to start off the day. I only wish I had asked the boys for their names. At least I have a picture to remember.

Thanks Kermonds. I hope to meet again.

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Kia Ora! (Māori language greeting)

Yesterday I had the pleasure of attending a burger club meeting in Wellington, New Zealand. It all started with a kiwi who had an idea to provide the ultimate experience in gourmet burgers. Good on him. As you all may well know, I am more of a simple burger fan and was skeptical (but open) of this gourmet phenomenom. My good friend Sonya ordered the venison burger and I chose the Wagyu option (see lesson below). The burger arrived and we had a winner. I will admit, I had order envy! The venison burger, which was adorned with blackcurrant sauce and brie was amazeballs! The Wagyu was tender and tasty, good meat to bun ratio, yummy aioli and the chups (how they pronounce chips in NZ) weren't half bad either. My only constructive criticism would be to get rid of the sesame seeds from the bun. No need to get THAT fancy kids...the bun shouldn't steal the burger's thunder.

Last note, I count my burger blessings today when I think of where I have been and where I am likely to go. Peace and much burger love.

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Lesson for the day:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagy%C5%AB

Wagyū (和牛?) refers to several breeds of cattle genetically predisposed to intense marbling and to producing a high percentage of oleaginous unsaturated fat. The meat from wagyū cattle is known worldwide for its marbling characteristics, increased eating quality through a naturally enhanced flavor, tenderness and juiciness, and thus a high market value. In several areas of Japan, beef is shipped with area names.

sausage sizzle (port moresby style)

Today's blog is a bit off the beaten track...(but trust me, this version is full of love)

I had the pleasure of travelling to Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea for work. PNG is a country just north of Australia, look it up folks! The country is one of the world's least explored, culturally and geographically, and many undiscovered species of plants and animals are thought to exist in the interior of Papua New Guinea. Even more amazing is that it is the site of a weekly world famous sausage sizzle. Kanga bangers, in fact, are on the menu. Kanga bangers for those of you who don't speak Aussie are Kangaroo sausages. as Homer would say, mmm...sausage. Yes indeed my friends, it was a perfect end to an otherwise incredible work trip in the Ports (as Jane would say). Barb McGrory (a colleague) organizes this sausage sizzle and all the proceeds are donated to a charity. Thank you Barb for your compassion and prowess with the grill. I need to give a special shout out to Barb for the home made mustard (damn good stuff, which she should probably start exporting ;)). The sausages are adorned with tomato sauce, mustard and onions. It may not be a burger, but this sausage will forever hold a special place in my heart.

If you happen to find yourself in PNG, don't forget to stop by Foodworld on Saturday for a Kanga Banga!

34 burgers...or was it years (I stopped counting)!

http://www.grilld.com.au/

Grill’d have promised to take my feedback serious, so here I go.

Grill’d is a chain in Australia and lucky for me there is one right down the street from our office. It is shocking to believe that I have been here for 2 months and only NOW just trying it out. When my workmates asked me if I would like to do a birthday lunch I decided that this was as good a day as any to have a burger (isn’t everyday?). It started off with a bang. The lovely man behind the counter asked me if I would like to try the Carlton challenge (answer the question under the cap) and get your drink free. I have really really nice friends who helped me a bit, it was Australian-centric after all. How would a yank know which Australian prime minister was used as the hero for a musical?

They advertise themselves as healthy burgers. Beef, bread, cheese, lettuce, onion, mustard and ketchup. What isn’t healthy about that? I believe you have all your food groups in one fell swoop. Well done Grill’d. The lettuce was a bit excessive, as a condiment they list salad – which they were not kidding around about. There may have been 8 large pieces of lettuce on my burger some of which promptly moved onto Casey’s mini-me small adult sized burger. The beef was juicy and very tasty. A solid 8 or 8.5, I would say. I will happily admit, for a chain restaurant burger they get my vote. Maybe I should bring one back to America???!!! Another winning burger expedition on a very special day for me. What more could you ask for?

p.s. A wonderful couple gave me an appropro gift for my bday. "Hamburger" a global history by Andrew F. Smith. Did you know that Ray Kroc did not found McDonald's and the first McDonald's restaurant was not in Des Plaines, Illinois. more fun burger facts to come.

Petey Pablo and Brodburger

Another joint blogging effort (under the influence of burgers of course)!

So after that disappointing Cooma burger, I promised Hello Jilly! (did you know that I appointed Jill with that nickname?) that the next time she came to Canberra, that I would take her to the city-famous Brodburger van (http://www.brodburger.com.au/). It’s this random van that’s next to Lake Burley Griffith selling a beef, chicken, veggie, fish, and double beef with double egg and bacon burger. I’ve had everything (except the double) and highly recommended them all. Jill came to Canberra for the day for “work” and as soon as we finished, we made it where Jill would meet the best burger in Australia (so far).

First sign that it would be good – the red paint and lights. See above.

Second sign - it’s called Brodburger (Jilly liked it because she’s a broad, get it??). Shout out people, we need your vote. These haters in the Bra (as in Canberra) are trying to shut this fine establishment down because it ain’t ‘pretty’. There is a petition out front and be sure that I signed it with burger pride. Long live the burger truck.

Third sign, the two dudes and one chick running the van were listening to some cool hip hop which we hadn’t heard of before (has anyone heard of Petey Pablo from North Carolina?). As you can imagine, Jill had to get up in the cute, but possibly slightly inebriated, burger truck’s man grill and ask him if he knew the capital of North Carolina. When he answered no, Vi made it clear that Jill didn’t even know herself. BUSTED. We danced as we anxiously awaited our burgers.

Fourth sign, when Jilly bit into the burger, it was delicious. Meat to bun ratio was perfect, condiments were nice (although no mustard for her, I like it without) and we had our choice of Brie, Swiss, or Blue cheese. Gourmet, I know! The French fries (they call them chips here) were thin, crispy, and hot. Yum! Another reason to return to Canberra. According to Scooby (aka Robin, Vi’s partner), the chicken burger is the best. Get there early because they tend to run out of the fish. Best burger so far in Oz. Burger Truck FOREVA!

- Vivi and Jill

It’s not a Cooma!

On the long journey from Canberra (did you know it’s the capital of Australia?) to Ben Boyd National Park, we stopped at the Food Factory in Cooma, world renowned for its 35 types of burgers. Jill was super excited for the prospect of choosing from the huge menu, but as a true burger connoisseur she stuck with the original cheeseburger, no beetroot, pineapple, or egg, thank you very much. I, being a human garbage disposal, got the “lot” with all the traditional Aussie fixins. The wait stuff harassed Jill a little bit for her very obvious disdain of beetroot, we all laughed. For some reason, Drew chose the Greek burger with feta and olives, AND cut in half to save for later (which never happened).

It was a nice day so we decided to take our new treasure out to the “bogan” (Google it) park with random gangs of young teenagers smoking near the skateboarding half pipe. Jill had told me the criteria for a good burger – pink in the inside, appropriate meat to bun ratio, condiment choice, NO AUSSIE FIXINGS. Needless to say, our food factory burger in its entire anticipated splendor was an all around (wah wah) disappointment. The meat didn’t stick together (“loose and foul” says Jill), there was too much bun, it was more like a sandwich. In my case, the beetroot and pineapple made it more like a sandwich than burger. As is the spirit of burger blog, the company and the atmosphere made up for the slightly less than satisfactory burger.

The food factory had a guestbook, as you will, to write reviews. I could not let them down, thanked them for their burger and let them know that the service was the best part (yes, I was ‘nice’ because don’t forget, I am always nice). Remember, they instantly starting teasing me upon my arrival and continued through my departure (because she emphatically stated, according to Vi, that she HATED beetroot like four times). Personally, I think they just like to pick on Americans. Thank you Cooma for offering yourself for my burger blog.

sorry folks, no website. the food factory is still small town livin' ;).

By da bomb vivi and hello jilly!

Dad's take on Good Stuff Eatery (more about the journey than the food)

Our last evening in town and our big decision was where to eat. Daughter Jill and wife Karen are always searching for a good burger and Jill has heard of a place called Good Stuff Eatery. We venture out at rush hour (first bad decision). Decide to take taxi while city is half buried in snow (second bad decision). Get a too talkative cabdriver resulting in Jill melt-down and exiting cab well short ofdestination (not sure if decision was good or bad). Take metro for short distance and walk for several blocks on icy sidewalks. I was silently questioning the need for a hamburger throughout the entire trip but wanted to be a good dad so I put on a happy face.We finally arrive, step up to a counter, and place our order. I foolishly tried to eat healthy and ordered a mushroom burger while the girls were smart and ordered traditional burgers and fries and onion petals. We all had milk shakes. The mushroom burger was greasy and bland. The girls said the burgers were tender and juicy. Reminiscentof Lincoln NE "Fred Burgers". I recommend requesting no paper wrap on burgers.

If I have my way, our next visit to Good Stuff will be for milk shakes to-go.

- Jim Schurr

p.s. (from Jill) the onion petals were a hit all around
p.p.s. Barack may like Ray's Hell Burger, but Michelle is all about the Good Stuff.

Spike Mendelsohn's, Good Stuff Eatery. Spike Mendelsohn (Top Chef Season 4) was the first contestant in the show's history to win the Quickfire Challenge and be eliminated in the same episode(http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2009/05/08/michelle_obama_stops_by_a_burg.html)